Avatar War!

In this game, you use your avatar to attack the above poster's avatar. Rather basic, but you can get creative with the fatalities if you wish, and since it's not an RPG, you might as well have your Bidoof fly into the sky, use Spacial Rend, and rip open an avatar into tiny little bytes of data.

Since there is no above poster, I will attack the forum banner.

Dialga charges up Roar of Time, and obliderates every Pokemon on the banner. Except for Larvitar. Larvitar's cool.

But then Kyon pulls out A FU*KING KNIFE!!!!
He starts to stab dialga till it is like swiss cheese with blood comming out of the holes.

Throws a ninja knife with a bomb!!

Orders a Battalion to attack!

Sends out a dinosaur!

NINJA STAR X17 THROUGH SKULL!!

Air Strike!

I blow up Parliament. Twice.
Then I, in a fury of vigilantism, manage to murder you all with epic swordsmanship skills.

Ummm... Pistol whips with pearl handled revolver!

Knife through your chest! Explosives!
V's got so much stuff, it's amazing.

Kyon is to Agaitied to think of a response to that...

Deploys a detatchment of Rangers to blow the crap outta Kyon

brings out the leaf village for an open attack