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Hi everyone! This, ladies and gentlemen, is the joke thread! Feel free to post as much jokes as you want!
Here's some of my Jokes!
Here's some of my Jokes!
- Spoiler:
- One day a pirate walked into a pet store and asked for a parrot. The lady replied, "I am sorry but we only have one parrot and, well, he isn't very pirate...ish..."
The pirate looked at the lady and said, "What do ya mean 'not very piratish'"?
The attendant answered "Well he sings Christmas carols when you light a match under his feet."
"Well let me see him,"said the pirate, "I really need a parrot."
The attendant brought out the parrot and a box of matches.
"Here watch this" She said. She lit a match and place it under his right foot.
The parrot squawked and started to sing "Away in a manger no crib for a bed..."
She blew the match out lit another and placed it under his right foot.
The parrot began to sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg......"
She looked at the pirate who look very unsure. "He sings this one really really loud though."
She lit a third match, put it between the parrots legs and he squawked at the top of his lungs...
"CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE!!!"
Last edited by Soul Pichu on Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:46 am; edited 1 time in total
