King of the hill

I use time travel and go back to were nobody new about the hill I go up and clame it for myslef
my hill

I pwn you, for I am over 9,000.

My hill.

You fall down the hill because your to old and crash into the cactus....alone..
my hill

I liek Mudkipz so much, they run you down the hill. Which is now mine.

They all evolved into Swampert and went your direction now, taking you to the cactus again.
my hill

the hill was floded then I moved the hill to the east cost my hill

I moved the hill to my side, making you fall down due to the tremor, and you crash into the cactus.
I bring waynes and superkows body to the cactus, and declare this my hill

a giant forest fire distroys your hill and I remake my hill in nj

You didn't make the hill right, so it crumbled down on you, I take your body and leave it to the cactus, and now, taking out the forest fires...
my hiill

I EAT THE DANG CACTUS

My hill.

I push you off the hill, and sadly, there is no cactus...
my hill

I slap you with a fish and you fall off the hill with surprise...
MY hill! Mwahahahaha... >:D

I bring the bible to the hill and you get so scared of it you ran all the way to Austrailia
my hill

A mystical black hole appears underneath you... No one knows where it's from... Or how it got there... A grin spreads across my face as I see you disappearing into the ground. As swift as ever, I sprint to the hill and place a flag with MY name on it...
MAI hill! >:D

I throw a taster oven at you.

My hill.

I um... Er... EAT the toaster!!! Bwahaha! and as I eat this oven, I vomit... (Poor me...) And as you try to dodge this yellow goo of vomit, you fall of the hill.
*Places flag on hill* MY HILL! >:D

I delete you my hill

I walk up to you, a cute, shiny Pachirisu... AND I SELFDESTRUCT!!!!!!!!

My hill.

A decoy Pichu toddles up to you... As you look at the adorable little Pichu, little do you know, a bomb timber is attached to it's back... You probably know what will happen next.
MY HILL!

The cute little Shiny Pachirisu comes to play with Pichu, then eats... Her?

My hill.

I hated pachpopo so I hack it out of siamond you dont exsit anymore my hill

My big eyes scare you off. My hill.

(I AM a her *ahem*) The decoy pichu explodes, and as far as I know, it is in your stomach... Don't let me bring in the gorey bits, mm'kay?
My hill!

BLOOD SPLATTERS ALL OVER YOU WHILE THE DEAD AND GOREY SHINY PACHIRISU IS CRYING WITH IT'S AMPUTATED LEG AND BLOOD POURING OUT OF IT'S SIDE. YOU PUKE, FAINT, AND FALL DOWN THE HILL AS PACHIRISU COMES TO A BLOODY DEATH...

My hill. XD

I send an army of pichus, they charge with helmets and and rifles tucked neatly under their arms. They notice you on the hill, and before long, they aim and fire. You duck for cover and run into the forest.
I AM the queen of la hill~

It rains blood and your Pichu's get scared and run off.

My hill.

I use mai physic powers to make a black hole appear under you, you poof. And as you dissapear, a small pichu waves "Bai bai"
Mai hill

That's the 2nd black hole you made, I see an obsession forming.

I rip your ear off and you have to go get it reattached.

My hill.

(Heh sorray, I forgots :3)
I wave a bible in front of your face, and you scream and run.
*places flag on hill* MAI HILL.

I actually like the Bible, so it doesn't make me run. Therefore, the hill is mine.