King of the hill

You fall in love with it, you tell me that you have your own responsibilities because you've finally found love...so you give me the hill

I use telepathic powers to motivate you to get of the hill.

Mine!

My motivation stops, now I'm motivated to drink your blood, but instead, I grab your wife and throw it to the cactus.
my hill

I never had a wife! Muahahaha!

My hill.

You realize that your wife is in need..
my hill

NEVER HAD A WIFE

MY HILL

Yo caps lock is broke
my hill

IT IS NOT

My hill.

I brought you a razor and you cut yourself.
my hill

I bought you a gun and you shot yourself in the face.

My hill.

I'm sorry, but if it didn't shot me, who'd it kill?
*Sees your body lying on the floor*
my hill

That was a decoy, and I shot you from behind.

My hill.

Your gun was fake and tripped down the hill
my hill

I eat the gun and selfdestruct on you.

My hill.

I used protect ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

my hill

You can't use protect, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

My hill.

I used detect ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

my hill

You can't use detect, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

My hill.

I used fly ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

my hill

lol I realize I'm out of the hill..

You used fly.

My hill.

I hit you with fly attack and you fall to the cactus
my hill

I used CACTUSBLOCK and pwned you.

My hill.

The cactus book was on fire
my hill

You failed at reading my post.

My hill.

I dig hole deep through the ground... So far that I did right under your hill! I go behind you, and because you aren't looking... I push you off the hill.
My hill

I eat Deadly Pachurisu and you run away because you don't want to be eaten.
My Hill

I selfdestruct again. This time, I am in your stomach.

My hill.

I bring the cactus back, making you explode of anger
my hill

I EAT THE CATCUS AND POOP IT OUT ON YOUR FACE

My hill.

You don't have no toilet paper
my hill